Friday, 27 April 2012

Luv is a promise


Luv is a promise,
luv is a souvenir,
once given,
nvr forgoten,
nvr let it disappear

Dream


When I dream,
I dream of you...
maybe one day,
dreams will come true.
Love U

journey


My love for you is a journey;
Starting at forever,
And ending at never.

Arithmetic of love


Arithmetic of love :–
1 + 1 = everything,
and 2 – 1 = nothing

Workshop


Marriage is a
Workshop...
where
Husband works
&
Wife Shops...
Happy Weekend!

Sim card


A lady buys new Sim card
2 surprise husband
She goes to the Kitchen,& Calls
"HI DARLING"
He says "Call U Later Dear
The devil Is in kitchen"

Wrong Move


Love Is Like A
Game Of Chess:

One Wrong Move

&

You're Married...!!

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

CAR

aanayum urumbum koode tour poyee...caril aanu yathra...aanayanu driver...edakku vachu car ninnu...ethra aayittum start aavunnilla...appo urumbu aanayodu enthayirikkum paranjittundaava?

"njan erangi caru thallano mone dinesha.."

Urakkam

Aanayum Urumbum urangaan kidanu. Urumb pettanu urangi. pakshe Aanakku urakkam vannila. enthukondu?
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Urumbinde koorkkam vali kaarannam

BUS

Aanayum urumbum bus-il ninnu irangave Aana bodham kettu veenu.. ithu kandu urumbum bodham kettu veenu.. kaaranam??

"ini ee aanaye thollil eduthondu hospitalil ponallo"ennu aalochicha urumbu bodham kettathu

BUS

Aanayum urumbum bus-il ninnu irangave Aana bodham kettu veenu.. ithu kandu urumbum bodham kettu veenu.. kaaranam??

"ini ee aanaye thollil eduthondu hospitalil ponallo"ennu aalochicha urumbu bodham kettathu

Microscope

oru divasam aanayum urumbum nadakkan irangi...1 um 2 um paranju randu perum vazhakkayi..appol urumbu aanaye kochaakkanaye enthavum paranjittundavuka?

"oru microscope kittiyirunnengil..............aanaye nokkayirunnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Kaaranam

Aanayum oru urumbum luv aayi. Aanakku urumbine kalyaanam kazhikkanam..pakshe urumbinte veettukaar kalyanathe ethirthu..avar oru sakthamaaya kaaranavum kandu pidichu. Enthayirunnu aa kalyanam nadakkathirikkanulla kaaranam..?

"Cherukkante pallu pongiyathaanu.."

Puthiya Girlfrind

Aana-de Puthiya Girlfrindinte karyam aanede bharya arinju. bharya aanaye thalaan varuva. appo Aana urumbinte adutheekku oodi vannu . urumbinoodu prashnamokke paranju.
urumbu aanayude aduthentho paranju -- enthaaneriyo???
chinthikooo.
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"Saaramilla Aana Cheetta -- Ente Purakul Olinjoolu --- Mrs aanaye njaan manage cheithoolam"

Hide and Seek

Urumbum aanayum hide and seek kalikkayirunnu...appo urumbu ambalathil olichu.... aanakku enganey manassilaayi urumbu amabalathil olichennu?
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chinthikkooo.
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Aana urumbintey cheruppu purathu kandu....

Urumb waz in luv with aana

Urumb waz in luv with aana! Pakshe urumbinte veettukar ethirthu! Aana vere jaathi, nammal vere jaathi! Avane ni marakkanam! Enthu vannalum aanaye mathrame kettu enna vashi urumbinum! Veettukar veendum ethirthu, sahi kettappol urumbu aa sathyam velippeduthi.


"Oru kunju aana ente vayattil valarunund amme!"

Park

Aanayum urumbum oru divsam parkil nadakaan poyyi...avar naattu vishesham veettu vishesham paranju nadukayirunu...ithil idakk urumbu aanade cheviyil padhiye oru vivarm ariyichu...athu kettu aana botham kettu veennu...enthayirunnu urumbinde secret.

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Urumb paranjathu..
njaan ningallude kochinde amma aavaan pokunu .......

Monday, 9 April 2012

Shorts

Urumbu aanayodu: "Ninte Shorts eniku oru divasatheku tharumo?"
Aana:"Eanthina?"
Urumbu: "Makalude Kalyanathinu Panthal Idana!!!"

Aanayum Urumbm railwaystationil

Aanayum Urumbm railwaystationil poyi.

Aana: Rajadhani express njaan railwaykku sambhavana koduthada.

Urumb viswasichila.

kurachu kazhinju station announcement: yaathriyon kripya dhyaan deejiye..Rajadhani express 'aane' ki sambhaavana hai.

Refferee

Kaattil Aanagal football kallikkuvaayirunu. Oru Urumb maatram ivarude nadukku nilpundaayirunu. Urumb enthedukkuvaayirunu??


Urumb aayirunu Refferee!! ...........

BAR

Oru aanayum Urumbum Baril irunnu vellamadikkuvayirunnu...
Appol mattoru urumbu aanayude glassinte vakkil koodi izhanju vannu glassil veenu mungi chaavan thudangi..
Appol matte urumbu aanayodu athine rekshikkan paranju
Pakshe aana rekshichilla
WHAT IS THE REASON ?????

AA VEENA URUMBU ANAYUDE MOLUMAYI PREMATHIL AAYIRUNNU.....

Helmet

Orikkal aanayum urumbum bikil poyappol oru accident undaayi. Aaanaykku kuzhappomondaayi ennal urumbinu kuzhappom undaayilla endhu kondu?

urumb helmet vechirinu!!

vasco da gama kappal irangiya sthalam

(Classil Pakuthi Urakkathilulla Tintumonodu Teacher)

Teacher : vasco da gama kappal irangiya sthalam ethu? ....

Tintu : Adukkala..!!

Teacher : Njan entha chodichadu

Tintu : Vaasuvinte amma kappa puzhungiya sthalam...!!!!*

LOKAVASANAM

TINTU:NEE ENTHINA KARAYUNNATHE

PINKY:HEE....HEE....

TINTU:NINTE AARENKILUM CHATHO?...

PINKY:ILLA............

TINTU:ENNAL VALLATHUM VAA THURANNU PARA EDI

PINKY:2012 IL LOKAM AVASANIKKUMEDA.....

TINTU:PODI.........ATHOKKE MANDANMAR PARANJUNDAKKUNNATHA.

PINKY:NINAKKENTA ITHRA URAPPE...?

TINTU:NJAN INNALE VANGIYA ACHCHAR KUPPIYUDE EXPIRY DATE 2015ILANU.ATHENNE........SATHYAM!!!!

LOKAVASANAM

TINTU:NEE ENTHINA KARAYUNNATHE

PINKY:HEE....HEE....

TINTU:NINTE AARENKILUM CHATHO?...

PINKY:ILLA............

TINTU:ENNAL VALLATHUM VAA THURANNU PARA EDI

PINKY:2012 IL LOKAM AVASANIKKUMEDA.....

TINTU:PODI.........ATHOKKE MANDANMAR PARANJUNDAKKUNNATHA.

PINKY:NINAKKENTA ITHRA URAPPE...?

TINTU:NJAN INNALE VANGIYA ACHCHAR KUPPIYUDE EXPIRY DATE 2015ILANU.ATHENNE........SATHYAM!!!!

B.com Std Movie....?

B.com Stdnts Movie....?


1. BALANCE SHEET Katha parayunnu.....

2. Oru ACCOUNTING Diary kuripp.......

3. Meerayude JOURNALum Muthuvinte LEDGERum...

4. TALLYum VBum pinne njanum..

5. Ayal P&L a/c ezhuthukayanu....

6. Nerariyaan AUDITING.....

7. BANKING vannu vilichappol.......

8. MARKETING BROTHERS............

9. BUSINESS LAW kolakkese.....

10. Mgt in Singapore....


After Result...............................?!


"VERUTHE ORU DEGREE".................

Thursday, 5 April 2012

Vasantha kaala rathriyile nilavinte kulirmayode, innalayude ormakalum naleyude swapnangalum niranja oru sundara rathri ninakkai ..nerunnu............................"shubarathri"!....................